A Christmas Ghost Story, part 1: the apple (Tellman Knudsen)

Tellman is dressed up like Santa...you gotta see this!


Chris,

Ho ho ho ho ho HO!!!....
Santa Tellman here...

draw up a chair,
I'm about to tell you a
Christmas ghost story...

It's a little bit scary...

and, if you listen close,
and you're very, very good...

you may just get a five-
hundred dollar gift certificate!...

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So bend your ear and listen well...

"Once upon a time, there
was a penniless young
man named Tellman...

and he was very hungry...

he really wanted to be a
successful entrepreneur,
but nothing worked...

until one day...when he
was so tired he was falling
asleep at his computer...

lo and behold, out of thin
air, a ghost appeared!...

Tellman sat up, startled...
"who--who are you?" he
asked, his knees trembling...

"I AM THE GHOST OF
MARKETING PAST"
said the ghost...

"Listen carefully, for I am
going to show you the oldest
marketing skill in the world--

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--and if you don't learn it, you
will be forever doomed to
a life of wretched poverty!!!"...

Well, young Tellman sat up
straight at that and listened...

The ghost pointed a black glove.
"Watch!" it commanded....

Tellman looked, and he saw...

there, in the middle of his office...

was a tree, and under the tree,
stood none other than Adam
and Eve!...

"oh, wow," said Tellman.
"HUSH!" said the ghost of
marketing past. "LISTEN!"...

And so Tellman bent his ear
and listened to what Eve
whispered to Adam as she
held out a shiny red apple...

"You see?" said the ghost.
"That was the first marketing
skill ever known...do you
know what it is called?"...

"Yes," said tellman, "is it
Salesmanship?"

"NO!!!" screamed the ghost...

"It is called _______!
And if you don't master it you
won't ever make a penny!"...

To find out what the oldest
marketing skill in the world
is, and get your 500.00 gift

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tune in tomorrow, for part 2
of our Christmas Ghost Story:
"The Frog"...

--

P.S.
This is a special holiday
promotion only, so if you
don't get your certificate
before Christmas, poof!
It'll be gone forever...

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